Reams will be written, songs sung and billions made.
Apple will laugh all the way to the banks, as we queue up
for a last swipe of a physical credit card at an Apple store to buy the latest
of Apple ware.
Apple will now open our hotel rooms as we check-in, ask us
to stand up and move around a bit and yes, tell us the time.
Also, give us that taptic hint when it is time to pick up
the kid from school.
Isn’t all this cool ?
Let me step back, from all the hype and hoopla..
After years of self-denial, Apple launches big screen phones
After years of self-denial, Apple agrees one style doesn’t
fit all.
(So is it simply that Cook’s right and Jobs left ?)
No, there’s more to it.
After years of authoritative (dictatorial?), product
innovation, Apple accepts the wisdom of the crowds.
After years of isolated excellence, Apple joins the mass
movement of mediocrity.
OK, am being unfair.
Yes, there are several shiny little nuggets in the products
just launched.
The digital crown is a truly smart thing, but it isn’t going
to change the world in the way the single physical button on the iPhone did.
(Oh, BTW, didn’t someone recently tell us that skeuomorphism
is so old school?)
There’s a lot more, I know.
Few, if any, of them though, would truly wow you, and not
for long.
But this is not merely about what Apple makes – it is as much about what makes Apple.
It is not merely about what Apple gives us – it is as much about what we
give back to Apple.
Apple makes shiny cool gadgets. Excellence makes Apple
Apple makes tonnes of money. The very best engineering
R&D makes Apple.
Apple gives us pride of ownership. We give love back to
Apple.
All of this this has been true for a very long time.
But equally true is that there is a decline.
Yes, miracles don’t happen every day, nor do disasters.
But small mistakes accumulate.
accumulate into something bigger.
With their latest announcements, Apple has bought membership
into a new club.
The club of me-toos, the club where marketing exceeds the
product
They still retain some excellence – may be in marketing, in
branding, in the shiny gloss of their presentation (notwithstanding the
streaming glitch).
But the excellence in product R&D is now relegated to a
nice-to-have, or at least minimized to a digital crown, with precious little
beneath it.
No you don’t need an OctaCore or a mega screen or some
super res.
Cool products are not merely the result of the greatest and
biggest engineering specs.
But cool products are necessarily original – or an original
take on an existing, un-cool one.
iPhone was uber-cool when it launched.
iPad was surely cool, very.
They changed the world. Period.
The iPhone6 and 6plus are screaming “me too” at the Galaxys
and their ilk
in semi-muted decibels, thanks to lesser guts under the
sheen.
The watch, at best, is confusing. Will you buy it because of
the aluminium/gold/multiple straps?
Aren’t there dime-a-dozen watches with these bells and
whistles?
Oh, but you say, this one is also “smart” ? Really ?
Smart as in a smart phone, it isn’t.
Smart as in a smart-ass, it is.
Doodle your way to glory. Share a heart-beat. Save yourself
the trouble of looking up your iPhone.
If Apple calls this smart, well, they aren’t. Anymore.
(The conspicuous silence about the battery life is
undoubtedly another example of the latter variety of smartness).
Not long ago, Apple was a product of excellence.
But these are products of mediocrity
What goes up, comes down.
That is nature.
Sad but true.
